Rating: 4.5
Just having learned today what «Giri choko» or «Pflichtschokolade» means, I realized what a lazy bastard I can be, preferring eating chocolate, pizza and McRaclette instead of writing forced movie «reviews» no one will ever read anyway.
Celebrating this new found honesty, I’m hereby introducing a new review-format for all no-time-for-no-bullshit-film-fans out there:
The «Quicky» [measured in metric pigs]:
Here we go, starting with John Krasinski’s brillant «A Quiet Place» (Categories may vary):
| Storytelling |  |
| Characters | |
| Acting | |
| Drama, Baby! | |
| Fun | |
| Humour | |
| Visuals | |
| Music and Sound | |
| Originality | |
| Entertainment value | |
| Production value | |
| Satisfaction | |
