The new Rafemobile

Master of Advanced Studies in Business Intelligence

To all thieves: Don’t even think about it! It’s black, it’s mean, it’s mine!

To all hipsters: Now that even I have one of those awfully cool bicycles, you may want to consider a different mean of transport*.

To my theft insurance company: Let’s just say we’ll keep in touch.

*) I might be some years off with this statement. Nonetheless: Thieves, hands off!