The Shape of Boring

Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist
Rating: 1.5

I can’t even… What the fuck…? and why did they…? how did this even…? And what was the fu**ing point?

Just leave me the fu!* alone. FU*K! I could have spent the last two hours so much better,… like going to the dentist,… and let him (or her, no bias there) piss in my mouth.

No – I did not enjoy «The Shape of Water».

Yes – After seeing this pretentious piece of garbage, today the world has lost the last straight man to have ever seen the appeal in musical numbers, even defended it.

No more.

N-o m-o-r-e.